Patrick Take It Easy Its Just a Drawing

Quotes

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [Draws on the sand] It's a jellyfish.

  Patrick : Pretty good, SpongeBob, but it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Everybody's a critic.

  [the drawing comes to life]

  Patrick : SpongeBob, your drawing's coming to life!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic.

  Patrick : No, I mean it's swimming away.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Do you know what that means?

  Patrick : Your art can never hang at a museum.

• [Patrick has fallen into a crevasse]

  SpongeBob SquarePants : You okay, Patrick?

  Patrick : FINLAND!

• SpongeBob : I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!

  Patrick : Take it easy, its just a drawing.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : He's dropped the pencil. Now's our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump up and surprise him.

  Patrick : Oh, boy! A surprise party! Is it his birthday?

  [Suddenly DoodleBob bursts in and lifts SpongeBob over his head]

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick! Patrick! Do something!

  Patrick : Happy birthday!

  [DoodleBob tosses SpongeBob]

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Aaah!

  Patrick : [Gives DoodleBob a rock] Here's your present.

  [DoodleBob hits Patrick over the head with rock]

  Patrick : You're welcome.

• Mr. Krabs : I'm afraid you don't work here anymore.

  Squidward : Please tell me this isn't a joke.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Go ahead! Tell him! Tell him all about your cruel, sick joke!

  Plankton : As much as I love cruel, sick jokes, I'm afraid he's not joking. You work for me now!

• Narrator : [after the artist's pencil falls into the water] The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always bring a spare pencil.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : There he is.

  Patrick : He's hideous! He makes me sick just looking at him. Those big, bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Uh... ahem.

  Patrick : [Embarrassed] Oh, but it looks good on you, SpongeBob.

• [after struggling with DoodleBob over the pencil, it breaks with SpongeBob holding the point and DoodleBob with the eraser]

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Well, Doodle, it looks like this is a draw.

  [DoodleBob sharpens his half with his teeth]

  SpongeBob SquarePants : You've made your point. No matter. I was voted most artistic in high school.

  [the pencil slips from his hand and flies out the window]

  Squidward : [Off screen] Ouch! SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I think it was most clumsy.

• Patrick : My turn!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Be careful, Patrick. Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child, and must be treated as such.

  Patrick : Come on, I was just gonna draw a cartoon.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Okay, why didn't you say so?

• Patrick : Hey, SpongeBob. What's with all the ruckus?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : See for yourself, Patrick.

  [Points to DoodleBob trapped in a piece of paper pinned to the wall]

  Patrick : It's the evil doodle!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : No, not evil. He was just a two-dimesional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world, longing for a purpose.

  Patrick : So... he's a drawing?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Exactly. See how happy he is?

  Patrick : [Looking at a picture of SpongeBob] I still say he's kinda freaky-looking.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [DoodleBob advances at him with the eraser of the magic pencil] Be careful with that thing! Who knows what'll happen?

  [DoodleBob erases SpongeBob's nose]

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I knows.

• [SpongeBob feared that Patrick had died]

  SpongeBob SquarePants : PATRICK! YOU'RE ALIVE!

  Patrick : [after a pause] I am?

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Source: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0832794/characters/nm0444786